Team Douche Canoes app 2.0

Here's my *other* Rouges team.
_{I have too many teams.}


Rita-
Ability(s)- Scrappy/Early Bird
PKMN- Kangaskhan
-Kind of everyone's big sister, of sorts
-Despite being a Kangaskhan, she does not have pan of having some snot-nosed child in the near future
-Comes on quite strong in a first impression, which intimidates others pretty easily sometimes
-The clubs can't even handle her right now
-She'll call you 'hun' or 'honey' whether you like it of not... hun
-She's stubborn, and if she doesn't like someone, she's going to let you know it
-She'll sass off whenever she wants bitch, you are drunk
-No, please don't go to her for advice... please... no0o0o0o0o0o0o0o
-SHE WILL SLAP A BITCH IF IT IS REQUIRED
-If she were human, she would be 33

Viktor-
Ability(s)- Sand Veil
PKMN- Gible
-He is not a very nice fellow, and he's a bit of a stick in the mud when it comes to 'fun'
-He's very quiet, talking annoys him, it all translates to "noise noise noise" in his mind
-He has Chronic Bitchface, which usually keep others away from him... and he quite enjoys that
-Viktor is as strong as Cedric, but if they got into a fight, I would put my money on Viktor
-His voice is pretty deep and raspy, which might attribute to why he doesn't talk much, it makes him hard to understand... aaaaand he doesn't know much of the English language
-Roughly 75% of his sentences consist of insults or complaining about the English Language and asking what people are even talking about
-He really dislikes most Legendary Pokemon, Viktor says they're ugly and he's a bit intimidated by their typically huge size
-He's a pessimist, to say the least, and has pretty much accepted the idea that life sucks and then you die. This is probably one of the many reasons for Viktor's obvious lack of any emotion related to sympathy; he really, really does not care.
-If he where human, he would be 37